Day #16: A Barrage of Butt Jokes
Which are apparently only funny if you were paying attention to my Facebook status updates last night?!
I had a great day yesterday! 🙂
Boyfriend had a friend over. Kind of like the guy version of a slumber party. Only with less underwear and pillow-fights.
Seriously, do guys really believe we do that kind of shit?!
Maybe I’ve been hanging out with the wrong girls?
Um no.
Anyway, after three hours of video games and boy-banter, I invited my BFF, Blainey over for dinner. We proceeded to make a scrumptous Sheppard’s Pie for dinner!
Thank you, Blainey, for peeling the potatoes! I hate peeling! Anything?
And we did our girl-talk stuff while the boys did whatever guys do that involves controllers and general mind-numbing behavior? Hell if I know. All I know is, Blainey and I were coming up with some great one-liners.
Sophia helped too.
“You know you like it when I scratch your butt?!”
http://www.jokes.com/funny/kids/happy-butt?xrs=share_copy <———– Funny Butt Joke (kid-friendly)
It was kind of like that. Only not so retarded? Personally, if those guys were in my house……
Well, they wouldn’t be in my house. Ever. Most likely, they’d be buried in the backyard.
Oh wait. Was that out loud?
You know NOTHING…………
So anywhosit……….
Last night was fun, all joking aside! It felt a bit odd, but that was mostly because I hadn’t hung out with that many people without drinking. Yet….
AND I STILL HAD FUN?!?
Um yeah…….
Definitely doing that again soon!
Plus, if my BFF is moving to CA soon, I gotta get my time in before she leaves! (hugs)
Ooh look?! You're famous again!
Happy Friday, y’all! Have a great weekend! 🙂
The Sobriety of the Soul 
haha…yes, we had a great night and thanks again for dinner. 🙂 I’m surprised you left so much out. LOL And you just let me know when you want me over for dinner again…maybe enchiladas or lasagna. 🙂
Did you really want me to include the anal sex conversation? Cuz I can…….Lord knows I alluded enough in my FB status. LMFAO!