Day #15: Bull penis jokes and other such nonsense
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So I told the boyfriend to act funny because I needed blog fodder. I may have spoken to soon.
Now, he’s just being a moron…
But as I said, if you know me personally, you can pretty much guarantee that you will be mentioned in a blog. :)
I’m talking to you, Lenny…… ;)
morning afternoon when I woke up, I lit a cigarette which was apparently laced with heroin…
(just kidding, Mom)
Anyway….it burned all sideways and weird and I almost lit my hair on fire, but that’s not really a surprise to most that know me.
I light my hair on fire. A lot.
Um yeah……only not quite that pretty…..
Seriously though, it’s getting a little difficult to come up with
something anything to tell y’all everyday. I normally blog about twice a month, so now I’m stealing from others for my funny, whether they know it or not.
You’re all famous now. Get over it. ;)
Today, however, has a distinct atmosphere of humor. I’m going with it.
If I can figure it out, I’ll try to post a video of something amusing for y’all tomorrow?!?
I’ve got some footage of my cats with a paper sack………..
Jesus…I’ve got to get a life……
And on that note……PORN!
I’d apologize for offending anyone, but that wouldn’t be me…….
And laugh, damn it! :)
~ by christel42 on April 7, 2011.