Day #15: Bull penis jokes and other such nonsense

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So I told the boyfriend to act funny because I needed blog fodder. I may have spoken to soon.

Now, he’s just being a moron…

But as I said, if you know me personally, you can pretty much guarantee that you will be mentioned in a blog. :)

I’m talking to you, Lenny…… ;)

So this morning afternoon when I woke up, I lit a cigarette which was apparently laced with heroin…

(just kidding, Mom)

Anyway….it burned all sideways and weird and I almost lit my hair on fire, but that’s not really a surprise to most that know me.

I light my hair on fire. A lot.

Um yeah……only not quite that pretty…..

Seriously though, it’s getting a little difficult to come up with something anything to tell y’all everyday. I normally blog about twice a month, so now I’m stealing from others for my funny, whether they know it or not.

You’re all famous now. Get over it. ;)

Today, however,  has a distinct atmosphere of humor. I’m going with it.

If I can figure it out, I’ll try to post a video of something amusing for y’all tomorrow?!?

I’ve got some footage of my cats with a paper sack……….. 

Jesus…I’ve got to get a life……

And on that note……PORN!

 I’d apologize for offending anyone, but that wouldn’t be me…….


And laugh, damn it! :)

Happy Thursday!

~ by christel42 on April 7, 2011.

4 Responses to “Day #15: Bull penis jokes and other such nonsense”

  1. Awesome stuff man….

    • Thanks, Justin. I always say, if you can’t laugh at yourself, do it anyway. (Otherwise, you look like a gigantic douchebag.) So please, laugh away. :)

  2. Everyone watched porn. Even Jesus.

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