Damn you, Autocorrect. Damn you.
Because don’t we all need cheery whores?
Or miserable ones?
This post is inspired by yet another idiotic kitchen conversation with the boyfriend.
“Every time I push “f” on my phone, it automatically inserts “fuck”. ~ Me
“That is awesome! I gotta write that down.” ~ Him
“………………………………………………………….” ~ Me
Apparently, he does not use the internet as much as I.
Also, I swear a lot.
What? You didn’t notice after all this time? *snark*
You’d be surprised how many blog post inspirations stem from stupid shit he says in the kitchen.
Or any other room, I guess, but we kick it in the kitchen a ton.
And now there’s a post-it stuck to the fridge with “F=FUCK”. Not kidding…
Alas! The wonders of le spellcheck.
From a conversation with a friend:
Q: Did your parents enjoy the cruise?
R: They are soiled from the previous one.
Me: Awesome, on all other accounts, I have cancer for pics.
Friend: Hahahaaha
Me: I mean camera, fucking spellcheck.
Happy Monday!
Hahahahaha! That’s hilarious! I think everyone has one or two goodies like this.
I get at least 1 of these a day.
Having more than one keyboard & writing in multiple languages…. oh boy, it is a constant spellcheck war
I know exactly how you feel – I can’t spell for toffeee. Don’t ever give up – not on spelling, not on the person who loves you – not on anything. Carpe Diem – seize the day – and make it today!
Love, love, love xxx
Every time I read you, I feel like your speaking my thoughts. I am not unemployed,I am n disability for reasons so extensive it would take eons to explain. My b.f. has been out of work for 2 yrs & it is trying me to the core. He does odd jobs, contract labor, yada-yada, but no steady gig yet… in the meantime, I am also an insomniac who usually does my best writing in the wee hours, but of late words evade me. I feel like I’m craning out shit here. Sobriety? A whole other issue, as in: had long-term; relapsed when disability happened, mental meltdown when things got worse. Moved into a ‘party central” building which eenabled me big time and here I sit. Keep on blogging & I will keep an eye out for those posts. I, too, reside in PDX…city with a small town feel. At leaast when I lived in NYC or LA, I didn’t run into AA peers in New Seasons when I looked like I’d been buried, dug up and dragged back from the dead!