Day #20: “Everyone watched porn. Even Jesus.”

Dudes?

VALIDATION IS MINE! *evil laugh*

Excuse me while I go take over the world……

Hell, after yesterday, I’ll take what I can get?!

Translation: I woke up this morning to 76 views of my two blogs. Already? Jesus people?! Are y’all reading this in the middle of the night?

Cool.

Yesterday, I maxed out at 103.

I’m sure this will make Sharon Gerlach very happy.  (blatant Malakh plug)

Who knew?

According to the boyfriend, all I do is sit around and blog all day…..

Um yeah. I’d like to see him rally over one hundred people per day together to actually care about what he says?!?

He’s lucky if even I care?!?

And that’s only about half the time….

But seriously, dudes?! I received a comment from Jenny Dawson, better known as The Bloggess!

From Jenny, Bloggess on Day #15: Bull penis jokes and other such nonsense

“Everyone watched porn. Even Jesus.” <——— actual comment. Look Mom! I’m famous!

Wow. I’m still in shock. She’s pretty much a god in the blogging world. And funny?! Sooooo funny.

And yes, I try to emulate her style, as well as others, but am afraid I fall decidedly short. Although I have had several hits on this blog from other humorous writers, which begs the question: Are people laughing with me or at me?

Fuck it. I’ll take whatever I can get.

There’s a book in here somewhere?

Or maybe a crappy sitcom where my dad is played by William Shatner?

No? Already been done?

Now that is some funny shit!

 Seriously. Someone needs to buy me that book for a birthday present…… ;)

Or a gift card for Amazon.

Or I’ll just shut up now because I already got my cool phone from the boyfriend, and my Mom’s had my present since last July, so…..

No really…..

And on that note…

Um yeah. I’ve got nothing. Sorry folks…

I’m almost positive tomorrow’s post will be full of drunken boyfriend stories…..maybe…..

Wish me luck.

Happy Tuesday, y’all! :)

~ by christel42 on April 12, 2011.

One Response to “Day #20: “Everyone watched porn. Even Jesus.””

  1. lol

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